How to live everyday like a queen
Feeling special is important, but it’s not always something we prioritise. Thankfully, there are a few simple steps you can take in order to go from average chump to gold plated, tea drinking royalty.
If the highlife seems appealing, take note:
It may seem superficial, but when you look good, you feel good as well. Say yes to that face mask, or dodgy nail salon in the local shopping centre. Buy Avon’s fanciest moisturiser – the options are endless.
- Treat Yo Self
Want to buy that pair of shoes that you don’t need? Buy them anyway – you’re your own queen now, you can do as you please. The highlife is officially yours for the taking.
- Be your own #1
Call in sick to your job, and go and get a massage instead. And maybe order a mimosa with your smashed avocado this morning. Surely that’s what the queen would do?
- You’re nearly, very officially, a QUEEN.
Buy a corgi, and start attending polo games. Purchase many large, colourful hats – you’ll need them. Maybe a private jet as well, just in case.
- The final step – CUPCAKES
Congratulations, you’re nearly there! The final stage to living that queen life is by ordering a dozen cupcakes to your palace doorstep – make sure you lower the drawbridge over the moat, though.
Well done – the throne is yours! Cover everything you own in diamantes, and request that all your friends and colleagues bow down to you. Play Beyoncé on repeat in your office.
Remember who you are – you’re a queen now. That Red Velvet dozen is yours. Hop online and get ordering today.